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B4Ctom1
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Post subject: newbie + smartass 4x4 forum = xtreme Lincoln locker prank Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:53 pm |
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Joined: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:05 pm Posts: 177 Location: Cheyenne, WY
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How about some welded diff action?  Thread where he asks how to do it and gets an obvious prank reply: Quote: Only works well if you make sure to weld the tips of the shafts to the side gears, as well as the sides and spiders together. Heat it up good, make sure the gear oil is glowing, and don't use the welding mask. Can't see shit when you do. Thread where he posts the results: Quote: Alright, after reading a ton of threads on welding up gears for extra traction, i went ahead and welded mine up.
I put the third back in and went to pull out of my garage, and I just roasted my clutch. I figured that maybe there was some slag left in the bearing, so i dropped it in 4lo and lo and behold something broke loose. MY FUCKING DRIVE LINE.
I'm really pissed at all this BS talk. I welded my junk really wel. And now my driveline is twisted up like a damn pretzel.
You are all a bunch of shit talkin Jerks.
What the hell did you all do differently? wow fucking burn hahahaha
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SonicYeller
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Post subject: Re: newbie + smartass 4x4 forum = xtreme Lincoln locker prank Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:02 pm |
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ROFL!  What fucking idiot.  Shows he has absolutely no knowledge whatsoever of how a ring and pinion works.
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4g63
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Post subject: Re: newbie + smartass 4x4 forum = xtreme Lincoln locker prank Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:36 am |
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I am speechless.
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millerpa
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Post subject: Re: newbie + smartass 4x4 forum = xtreme Lincoln locker prank Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:56 am |
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SCed3V
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Post subject: Re: newbie + smartass 4x4 forum = xtreme Lincoln locker prank Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:07 am |
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Joined: Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:24 pm Posts: 787 Location: Wellington, CO
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Holy shit. I can't believe he even had enough brains to take it apart and put it back together again...
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silverlegacy
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Post subject: Re: newbie + smartass 4x4 forum = xtreme Lincoln locker prank Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:50 pm |
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1. This is really funny, and the dumbass should have never been touching his vehicle.
2. It is pretty fucked up that they let him go through with it.
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B4Ctom1
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Post subject: Re: newbie + smartass 4x4 forum = xtreme Lincoln locker prank Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:22 pm |
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Joined: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:05 pm Posts: 177 Location: Cheyenne, WY
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Years ago there was a forum prank like this on a computer forum. The members got a newbie to seal up his PC with silicone and RTV then fill it with water as an answer to his stupid "water cooling" computer questions.
I have searched all I can, and cannot find it anywhere. t is lost to the archives of the interweb.
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B4Ctom1
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Post subject: Re: newbie + smartass 4x4 forum = xtreme Lincoln locker prank Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:54 pm |
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Speaking of welding things... checklist:√ mild steel √ MIG with gas turned off √ fake chinese turbo from ebay √ picture for whole internet to see nothing that a few million hours with a die grinder couldn't fix rite? 
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carnine
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Post subject: Re: newbie + smartass 4x4 forum = xtreme Lincoln locker prank Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:28 am |
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you can't make this shit up.
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sixspeeddemon
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Post subject: Re: newbie + smartass 4x4 forum = xtreme Lincoln locker prank Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:23 am |
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WyoCobra
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Post subject: Re: newbie + smartass 4x4 forum = xtreme Lincoln locker prank Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:58 pm |
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Wow. I can't believe that kid actually welded the ring and pinion. How could look at what you're doing and not realize it's wrong? I guess some people trust what they read on the internet a little too much. I'm really surprised someone that dumb was able to pull off a good enough weld to twist the driveshaft, though. The only part that I think is fucked up about that prank was the suggestion to not use a welding mask. That's going a little far. Somebody could permanently blind themselves by doing that. That "turbo manifold" is awesome!  Was that really a joke or was somebody seriously proud of that piece of work?
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SonicYeller
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Post subject: Re: newbie + smartass 4x4 forum = xtreme Lincoln locker prank Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:30 pm |
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Not to talk trash on welding skills... but I have no clue how to weld, so I stay the fuck away from the welder rather than build some shit like this... 
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B4Ctom1
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Post subject: Re: newbie + smartass 4x4 forum = xtreme Lincoln locker prank Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:03 pm |
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SonicYeller wrote: Not to talk trash on welding skills... but I have no clue how to weld, so I stay the fuck away from the welder rather than build some shit like this...  no picture check out this beauty:  
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slowragtop
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Post subject: Re: newbie + smartass 4x4 forum = xtreme Lincoln locker prank Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:09 pm |
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The bad part is that cage would support a full speed rollover in that high speed machine.
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sixspeeddemon
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Post subject: Re: newbie + smartass 4x4 forum = xtreme Lincoln locker prank Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:17 am |
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SCed3V
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Post subject: Re: newbie + smartass 4x4 forum = xtreme Lincoln locker prank Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:00 am |
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Note how the roof is cut out for a sweet targa top
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B4Ctom1
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Post subject: Re: newbie + smartass 4x4 forum = xtreme Lincoln locker prank Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:20 pm |
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SCed3V wrote: Note how the roof is cut out for a sweet targa top I'm sure that "pipe" provides the needed stiffening for .99 G skidpad donuts.
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4g63
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Post subject: Re: newbie + smartass 4x4 forum = xtreme Lincoln locker prank Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:42 pm |
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I ordered that same manifold for my car. The guy swears an extra 50-60hp. Something about less bends and light weight.
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